Advanced Float Tubing Techniques: Don’t Try This at Home!
One of the issues when fishing from a belly boat or float tube is simply getting into and out of it.
Just putting on the flippers when wearing waders can be a performance worthy of the Cirque du Soleil.
It really is idyllic floating along, enjoying the day and the fishing; well, that is until you have to pee.
That means kicking to a secluded spot with an easy place to land.
Sometimes you need to compromise; secluded but not so easy to land or, easy to land but not so secluded. It is a tough choice, made tougher the
longer you wait to make the decision.
I thought I had it licked a while ago while floating one of the nearby urban lakes. I had a big bottle of Gatorade with me and figured once the juice was finished I could use the bottle to pee in if needed. That way I could be not only discrete but avoid a possibly hazardous landing too.
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Sure enough, not long after having this brilliant idea I had the opportunity to try it out.
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So there I was floating in deep water, just behind a little island with both arms jammed down my waders as I tried to make the arrangements for the necessary deed.
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It was a bit of a shaky start but soon everything was going according plan.
I drifted there with that goofy look babies get sometimes when wearing their diapers, congratulating myself on the plan coming together, then it struck me; I had also enjoyed a Tim's double double earlier in the day, on the way to the lake.
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Maybe a Gatorade would fit back in the bottle coming out. Please, just trust me when I tell you that a Gatorade and a Tim Horton's, double double coffee sure as heck won't.
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I use float tubes that are a bit easier to get in and out of now a'days and once the waders were swabbed out with Javex , well, you know...
Just putting on the flippers when wearing waders can be a performance worthy of the Cirque du Soleil.
Then there is that whole backwards, duck-walk to get into deep enough water to float your tube. It is a pain, but worth it once you are floating along like the King of Podunk in your La-Z-Boy Recliner picking off fish no one else can reach.
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It really is idyllic floating along, enjoying the day and the fishing; well, that is until you have to pee.
That means kicking to a secluded spot with an easy place to land.
Sometimes you need to compromise; secluded but not so easy to land or, easy to land but not so secluded. It is a tough choice, made tougher the
longer you wait to make the decision.
I thought I had it licked a while ago while floating one of the nearby urban lakes. I had a big bottle of Gatorade with me and figured once the juice was finished I could use the bottle to pee in if needed. That way I could be not only discrete but avoid a possibly hazardous landing too.
-
Sure enough, not long after having this brilliant idea I had the opportunity to try it out.
-
So there I was floating in deep water, just behind a little island with both arms jammed down my waders as I tried to make the arrangements for the necessary deed.
-
It was a bit of a shaky start but soon everything was going according plan.
I drifted there with that goofy look babies get sometimes when wearing their diapers, congratulating myself on the plan coming together, then it struck me; I had also enjoyed a Tim's double double earlier in the day, on the way to the lake.
-
Maybe a Gatorade would fit back in the bottle coming out. Please, just trust me when I tell you that a Gatorade and a Tim Horton's, double double coffee sure as heck won't.
-
I use float tubes that are a bit easier to get in and out of now a'days and once the waders were swabbed out with Javex , well, you know...
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