Fishing Excuses

Think of this list like one of those jars you see beside the till in convenience stores. Need a penny take one; got a penny leave one. All of the excuses I have either used myself or heard someone else use.
Need an Excuse- Take one; Got an Excuse- Leave One
- No fish here
 - The wind was wrong
 - The barometer was rising
 - The barometer was falling
 - The Solunar table said it was the wrong time anyway
 - It is about the fishing, not the catching
 - Water too cold
 - Water too warm
 - Water too low
 - Water too high
 - Jinxed myself
 - You jinxed me
 - Using the wrong fly, lure or bait
 - Wrong spot
 - Wrong tide
 - Fish are too educated here
 - Couldn’t cast out far enough to reach the fish
 - Wrong moon phase
 - Too many other people around
 - Leader too heavy
 - Leader too short
 - Pulled it away from him
 - Too cold to fish well- after falling in
 - I did everything right but the fish just would not take
 - I did not know the hook was broken off my fly
 - Too bright out
 - Must have had gas fumes on my hands
 - Fishing from the wrong side of the brook
 - There was a seal in the pool- works with beavers and otters too.
 - The guide ….- just fill in the blank. Only works when there are no fish. If there were lots caught, you never hear the guide mentioned.
 - Tony said... Took the wife .....she scared them off !
 - Fish Whisperer said... Took the wife and she caught them all.
 
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