Fishing Excuses
Think of this list like one of those jars you see beside the till in convenience stores. Need a penny take one; got a penny leave one. All of the excuses I have either used myself or heard someone else use.
Need an Excuse- Take one; Got an Excuse- Leave One
- No fish here
- The wind was wrong
- The barometer was rising
- The barometer was falling
- The Solunar table said it was the wrong time anyway
- It is about the fishing, not the catching
- Water too cold
- Water too warm
- Water too low
- Water too high
- Jinxed myself
- You jinxed me
- Using the wrong fly, lure or bait
- Wrong spot
- Wrong tide
- Fish are too educated here
- Couldn’t cast out far enough to reach the fish
- Wrong moon phase
- Too many other people around
- Leader too heavy
- Leader too short
- Pulled it away from him
- Too cold to fish well- after falling in
- I did everything right but the fish just would not take
- I did not know the hook was broken off my fly
- Too bright out
- Must have had gas fumes on my hands
- Fishing from the wrong side of the brook
- There was a seal in the pool- works with beavers and otters too.
- The guide ….- just fill in the blank. Only works when there are no fish. If there were lots caught, you never hear the guide mentioned.
- Tony said... Took the wife .....she scared them off !
- Fish Whisperer said... Took the wife and she caught them all.
Labels: Fishing Excuses, no fish, skunked